I love self righteous idiots

A dumbass decided to use the Army Reserve's Facebook page to spout off his conspiracy theories. Private messages follow:

• Daddy Warcrimes

  • Highly inappropriate for the Army Reserve page. That, and you're an idiot.
    
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    The comment:
    Dean Berry (07/12): Š - AMERICAN TROOPS ARE IN THE MIDDLE EAST BECAUSE THE "JEWS" WHO OWN THE FEDERAL RESERVE WANT A BILLION MORE INTEREST-PAYING CUSTOMERS. They're making up or engineering excuses to invade these countries so they can replace all the NON-INT...EREST-CHARGING Islamic banks with Fed-like Rothschild banking mafias. Also, the "jews" are using their media to train Americans to hate Sharia law, not because it gives secondary status to women ("jews" couldn't care less about anyone's status but their own) but because it prohibits the collecting of interest. STOP BELIEVING THE JUDEO-COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!! DEAN BERRY MINISTRIES
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  24 minutes ago

  Dean Berry

  • Guilt is why so many of you guys are committing suicide. You know you're murdering people, and you will be spending eternity in hell.
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  23 minutes ago

  Dean Berry

  • You look really wise smoking that pipe.
    Too bad wisdom is determined by your actions not your appearance. AMERICAN TROOPS ARE IN THE MIDDLE EAST BECAUSE THE "JEWS" WHO OWN THE FEDERAL RESERVE WANT A BILLION MORE INTEREST-PAYING CUSTOMERS. They're making up or engineering excuses to invade these countries so they can replace all the NON-INTEREST-CHARGING Islamic banks with Fed-like Rothschild banking mafias. Also, the "jews" are using their media to train Americans to hate Sharia law, not because it gives secondary status to women ("jews" couldn't care less about anyone's status but their own) but because it prohibits the collecting of interest. STOP BELIEVING THE JUDEO-COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!! DEAN BERRY MINISTRIES
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  19 minutes ago

  Daddy Warcrimes

  • So long as you're not going with me, I can accept going to hell.
    
    Murder is unjustified homicide. Killing in war is considered justified. Further, I've never killed anyone, but I'm sure that point is completely unimportant to you.
    
    Since I have see the exact text copied twice now, I'd say that qualifies as spam as well.
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  15 minutes ago

  Dean Berry

  • Jesus, please put this junk in hell right away. He knows he deserves it. And come to him in his dreams, please, give him a little taste of what hell will be like. Show him the Holy Bible, nowhere does it say murder is justified. And please aid us in our fight to jettison these communists from your Christ-ordained America. In Jesus' name, Amen. DEAN BERRY MINISTRIES.
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  9 minutes ago

  Daddy Warcrimes

  • Jesus has come to me in my dreams; and we have an understanding.
    
    Murder is not the same as homicide. Murder is by definition not justified, but killing in many cases is. Take for example Exodus 22:2
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  6 minutes ago

  Dean Berry

  • You're murdering muslims to install k_ke banks. Also to steal their oil AND HEROIN. You must not be much of a man if you can't see this. And you're certainly not much of a Christian. All evidence points to the "jews" you worship as the perpetrators of 9/11. Of course, you have to be man enough to peruse something other than their "news" media to ascertain this. HEROIN! America will be made upright soon, and all traitors will be tried for High Treason. To be executed when found guilty. Will you be one of them or will you do the right thing and spill the beans on how many women and kids you've murdered. It's becoming too late.
  • And don't compare yourself to God's armies. You work for the synagogue of satan. This is what Jesus/God called the "jews" you worship. You're the armies of satan.
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  a few seconds ago

  Daddy Warcrimes

  • I'll come clean right now; I've murdered exactly zero. I killed a lizard with a stick when I was a kid, and shot a butterfly a few years back. Does that count as murdering muslims?
    
    I'm confused here. You claim to be a Christian, I do not. Christ was a Jew. Wouldn't that make you a "Jew worshiper"?
    
    It's clear that I'm not going to change your views on this, as all you want to do is repeatedly spout the same accusations without citing any evidence. You have caused me great amusement this morning though.